Saturday, April 30, 2011

Dear Neighbor with the Jack Russells:

Just because you made the choice to own two effin' yap yap dogs and not train them to obey doesn't mean that you get to take a break from their effin' barking by shoving them outside to wake the neighborhood.  Seriously, I'm *this close* to letting Boomer and Sadie EAT YOUR DOGS.

Also, if you continue to leave them out at the buttcrack of dawn beyond the normal puppy pee time, I will start letting my GIANT DOGS out at 2am so that they, too, can start the Midnight Bark

*smooches* Jenn

PS--SUCK IT!

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