Dear Sons of Anarchy:

As I watch your AWESOME show, I realize more and more that I'm quite fit to be an old lady. These are things that Gemma has done/said that I get:

From coldangrybed.com

1. "God wants me to be a fierce mother. That's my path."
2. She just wants to have a nice, sit down family dinner.
3. She'll hit a bitch IN THE FACE with a SKATEBOARD for sleeping with her man.
4. After going to jail for said assault, she will SCREAM at her husband in the precinct for shaming her.
5. Clay, her husband, refers to her as "my queen." *side note* I've given Sean permission to do the same.

I'm only nearing the end of season 2...but I feel ya, SoA.

*smooches* Jenn