Dear Sons of Anarchy:

As I watch your AWESOME show, I realize more and more that I'm quite fit to be an old lady. These are things that Gemma has done/said that I get:

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1. "God wants me to be a fierce mother. That's my path."
2. She just wants to have a nice, sit down family dinner.
3. She'll hit a bitch IN THE FACE with a SKATEBOARD for sleeping with her man.
4. After going to jail for said assault, she will SCREAM at her husband in the precinct for shaming her.
5. Clay, her husband, refers to her as "my queen." *side note* I've given Sean permission to do the same.

I'm only nearing the end of season 2...but I feel ya, SoA.

*smooches* Jenn

Dear GeekSquad:

Your first strike was not calling me when the backup that I paid for needed additional approval, meaning that my laptop was held hostage longer than necessary.

Your second strike was getting my computer back from GeekSquad City and not calling me to let me know my computer was ready.

Your third strike is not following protocol and returning my laptop without booting it up, and thus returning it to me without an effing OS.

Seriously, I'm so mad I could punch babies...or GeekSquad employees. Wait, yeah, GeekSquad employees, I think I may have to punch you in the throat so hard you'll talk like a fast food drive thru box from an 80s movie for the rest of your miserable lives.

*smooches* Jenn

PS: Supereffingsuckit!