Thursday, August 25, 2011

Dear Spider Who Lived in My Basement:

That's right. I effing killed you.  I know you think that you and your 10,000 friends really enjoy living in my basement. I know it's dark and offers many places for you all to live. But I SWEAR TO EFFING GOD, I will kill every freaking last one of you. 

I won't hunt you down...but if you're dumb enough to stand in front of me, I'll have Sean give me a flip flop and I'll BEAT YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD.

And I'll leave your nasty carcass out so your stupid effing spider friends will KNOW and FEAR me.

*smooches motherfucker*  Jenn

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